NeVeR SaY NeVeR Posted سبتمبر 17, 2003 Report Share Posted سبتمبر 17, 2003 > ORIGINAL QUOTE.... > > If you love someone, > Set her free... > If she comes back, she's yours, > If she doesn't, she never was.... > > > OTHER VERSIONS..... > > Pessimist: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she ever comes back, she's yours, > If she doesn't, as expected, she never was > > > Optimist: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > Don't worry, she will come back. > > > Suspicious: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she ever comes back, ask her why. > > > Impatient: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she doesn't comes back within some time forget > her. > > > Patient: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she > comes back ... > > > Playful: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set > her free again, repeat * > > > C++ Programmer: > if(you-love(m_she)) > m_she.free() > if(m_she == NULL) > m_she= new CShe; > > > Animal-Rights Activist: > If you love someone, > Set her free, > In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! > > > Lawyers: > If you love someone, > Set her free, > Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment > of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states > that... > > > Bill Gates : > If you love someone, > Set her free, > If she comes back, > I think we can charge her for re-installation fees > and > but tell her that she's also going to get an > upgrade. > > > Biologist : > If you love someone, > Set her free, > She'll evolve. > > > Statisticians : > If you love someone, > Set her free, > If she loves you, the probability of her coming back > is high > If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. > > > Schwarzenegger's fans: > If you love someone, > Set her free, > SHE'LL BE BACK! > > > Over possessive person: > If you love someone > don't set her free. > > > HR specialist: > If you love someone > set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits > Then outsource her. > > > MBA: > If you love someone > set her free instantaneously > and look for others simultaneously > > > Psychologist: > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back her super ego is dominant > If she doesn't come back her id is supreme > If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. > > > Rhett Butler: > If you love someone > set YOURSELF FREE > If she asks you why > say you don't give a damn. > > > ERP functional expert: > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back, map her into your system > If she does'nt, carry out a gap-fit analysis > > > Finance expert: > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back its time to look fresh loans > If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. > > > Marketing Expert: > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back she has brand loyalty > If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lulu UAE Posted سبتمبر 17, 2003 Report Share Posted سبتمبر 17, 2003 LOL nice stuff good business lessons for you college students out there LOL cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amool Posted سبتمبر 17, 2003 Report Share Posted سبتمبر 17, 2003 eheheheh very interesting subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
أسيرة الاحزان Posted مارس 21, 2005 Report Share Posted مارس 21, 2005 "good business" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja girl Posted ابريل 10, 2005 Report Share Posted ابريل 10, 2005 thanx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mississippi Posted ابريل 11, 2005 Report Share Posted ابريل 11, 2005 Schwarzenegger's fans: > If you love someone, > Set her free, > SHE'LL BE BACK! I love it Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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