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Why not start the morning with a joke??


محرقي وفي

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A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down. On her way falling down, an American man caught her.

 

She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...'

 

The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.'

 

She said: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'

So he said: 'FINE!' and he dropped her down....

 

So she's falling and b2d***eaming... Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.

 

She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...'

 

The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'

 

She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NO WAY, NEVER!!'

 

So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.

 

She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'

 

The man replies: 'Astaghfar Allah' and dropped her!!!!!!

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