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  5. "Love VS Marriage"

    in The English forum

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    "Love VS Marriage"

     

     

    Love is holding hands in the street

    Marriage is holding arguments in the street

     

     

    Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant

    Marriage is a Chinese take-out

     

     

    Love is cuddling on a sofa

    Marriage is deciding on a sofa

     

     

    Love is talking about having children

    Marriage is talking about getting away from children

     

     

    Love is going to bed early

    Marriage is going to sleep early

     

     

    Love is a romantic drive

    Marriage is a tarmac drive

     

     

    Love is losing your appetite

    Marriage is losing your figure

     

     

    Love is sweet nothing in the ear

    Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank

     

     

    Love is a flickering flame

    Marriage is a flickering television

     

     

    Love is 1 drink and 2 straws

    Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

     

     

     

    In short,

    Love is blind,

    Marriage is an eye opener

     

     

    Funny Thing In Love Is:

    When You Go Toooooo... Near,

    You Say "We've Gone Too Far!"

     

  11. Golden Rules for Living

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    blue baby

     

     

    you are welcome

     

    sis

     

     

    unknown identity

     

    thank you

     

     

     

    NazeeLa

     

    thank you

     

    رحيل

     

    your words are very beautiful

     

    your words too

     

    thank you too much

     

     

     

    M9arGa3aaah

     

    thank you dear

     

    i am he not she

     

     

     

    all my friends your words make me happy

     

    so thank you very much

     

     

     

     

    your bro. wisam0

     

     

  14. Golden Rules for Living

    in The English forum

    Posted · Edited by wisam0

    Golden Rules for Living

     

    .If you open it, close it

     

    .If you break it, admit it

     

    .If you unlock it, lock it up

     

    .If you borrow it, return it

     

    .If you move it, put it back

     

    .If it isn't broke, don't fix it

     

    .If you turn it on, turn it off

     

    .If you value it, take care of it

     

    .If you make a mess, clean it up

     

    .If it will brighten someone's day, say it

     

    .If you can't fix it, call in someone who can

     

    .If it's none of your business, don't ask questions

     

    .If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone

     

    .If it will tarnish someone's reputation, keep it to yourself

     

    .If it belongs to someone else and you want to use it, take permission

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