محرقاويه عسل Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Report Share Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Time to upgrade your meanings The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words Divorce Future tense of marriage Cigarette A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power Dictionary A place where success comes before work Classic A book which people praise, but do not read Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight Etc A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do Experience The name men give to their mistakes Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip Opportunist A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river Optimist A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich Father A banker provided by nature Criminal A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills From My Inbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaramellaT_elBa7raiN Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Report Share Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Etc A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do heheheh i liked that one thanx sweety 4 that sweet topic keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
النشمي_الشروقي Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Report Share Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 really its amazin topic koo koo i liked it to much thank u so much and may god bless u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
محرقاويه عسل Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 CaramellaT_elBa7raiN النشمي_الشروقي you're more than welcome thnx 4 replying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
النشمي_الشروقي Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Report Share Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 10ku and i wish u get us more like this koo topix and y3ateej raby 1000 1000 afia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Angel Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 Report Share Posted أغسطس 2, 2005 looooooooooooooooooool thanx alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AjamAzDell Posted أغسطس 18, 2005 Report Share Posted أغسطس 18, 2005 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh very funny i'll use this in my next toastmaster meeting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farawlat_Uae Posted أغسطس 19, 2005 Report Share Posted أغسطس 19, 2005 Nice topic ... sis Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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