funny but ture

[Ashk Mahtab]

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

 

2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".

 

3) What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

 

4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.

He said, my strength is my wife.

My weakness is my neighbours wife.

Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.

Threat comes when I myself go out

 

 

5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

 

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara

Falls?"

[Thief]

true

[Ashk Mahtab]

it seems u like the topic

thanks

[Thief]

I do

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k

 

[Thief]

k .. ?

[Thief]

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[Ashk Mahtab]

thanks all