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read them carefuly n then tell me wether it was funny or nt

:up:

 

There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains

he lies down and uses them as umbrellas

 

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“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend

“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked

“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”

 

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last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk

 

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On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road

“Good morning,” the dog said

“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said

“Neither did I,” the horse said

 

 

 

 

 

don't 4get 2 add ur comments

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