!!So, why aren't you married

[محرقاويه عسل]

 

'Stop giving me a hard time about being single'

 

By Karen Salmansohn

 

 

 

 

If you're single, chances are you've been asked the following question

 

 

Why aren't you married?

 

Unfortunately, I can’t fix you up with any cute guys or girls to help you avoid these questions in the future

 

However, I can fix you up with some good snappy comebacks to fling at anyone who dares to question your single status

 

So, next time somebody dares to ask you that “Why aren't you married?” question,

 

pause, smile sagaciously (I love that word; it means “wisely”), and offer up one of the following

 

Or, just review them for your own personal satisfaction

 

 

o1o

 

In the beginning, there were no elliptical trainers or low-fat/high-fiber muffins,

 

and so people lived to only about 40-something. Maximum

 

Meaning, the pressure was on to get married before age 25

 

owever, today, thanks to medical advances, we can all hope to live to 80 .. easy

 

Meaning? Even if we marry at age 40, that's still 35, 45 years to be with a mate

 

Plenty of time to be married. What's the hurry

 

 

 

o2o

 

Married people are not necessarily better catches simply because they were caught

 

I mean, have you taken a look at some of the married people out there? Seriously.

 

Even Frankenstein got married. Obviously married people are not superior people

 

 

 

o3o

 

Meanwhile, look at some of our cool single role models

 

Catwoman: Single

 

Buddha: Single

 

The Lone Ranger: Single

 

Actually, virtually all superhero types are single: Superman, Wonder Woman, Dudley Do-Right

 

 

 

 

o4o

 

Plus, when you think about it, there’s no such thing as a Stepford Single Woman

 

 

 

o5o

 

Why limit myself to being dissatisfied by one relationship when I can be dissatisfied by an infinite variety

 

 

 

o6o

 

It’s interesting how our culture has the expression “happily married,”

 

but no expression “happily single.”

 

And those words are 100% certified by the US Census Bureau

 

Statistics show that although married men are reported to be happier than single men

 

(surprise, surprise!)—

 

single women are reported to be happier than married women

 

(also a big surprise, surprise!).

 

Meaning? This only furthers the irony that single women are branded as

 

"unhappy” and “lonely” and “loser-esque"—

 

when single women are just boldly holding out for the right situation

 

rather than getting married just to get married

 

 

 

o7o

 

It's easy to become married

 

Millions of people do it every year

 

If you want to pressure me to become something

 

hey, why not pick something a little more challenging—like an astrophysicist

 

 

 

o8o

 

True love is rare

 

That's why it's called "love" and not "really like" or "settling."

 

And why we don't say: "I’m settling for you, honey" over candlelit dinners

 

True love is worth waiting for…and that’s what I’m doing

 

 

 

hehehehehhehheheeee

 

 

i liked this one pretty much ,, Good luck single women

 

 

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[CaramellaT_elBa7raiN]

Heheheheh r u crazy gurl

 

I prefer being single

feeling free

 

btw .. i'm still 17 n a half lol

 

Thanx dear

keep in touch

 

[رحيل]

Marriage is a sacred engagement between a man and a woman. By marriage, a person can build up his own family, as everyone in this life like to have

 

thaks sooo much

 

your words are beautiful

[محرقاويه عسل]

 

 

u r more than welcome my dear

 

Thnx

[AjamAzDell]

Beautiful

 

thanks gena

 

 

[الحي اللاتيني]

thax a lot not bad

[AnGeLo 3ABADI]

 

For a wail I think that the reply is only for women. but I get in the reply and I think that it’s nice words. The reason that I’m still single that I’m only 15 years old

thanx any way

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[NoOdLeZ]

lol thanx, I'm still young but I think i prefer being single or to get married when i'm 26 maybe why the rush