الأمـ NCE ـيـ PRI ـر Posted مايو 19, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 19, 2003 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the ff**** until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the ff**** until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
نــوف Posted مايو 20, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 A woman worries about the ff**** until she gets a husband I don't think so almutaiam ??? ???There is Contrariety between these two sentences A woman worries about the ff**** until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the ff**** until he gets a wife what do u think?? nOOf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
الأمـ NCE ـيـ PRI ـر Posted مايو 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 mmmmmmmmmmmm strongly agree with you ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
نــوف Posted مايو 20, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 Sure?? : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
الأمـ NCE ـيـ PRI ـر Posted مايو 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 I'm sure ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
نــوف Posted مايو 20, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 It's oOoOoOoOoOk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
الأمـ NCE ـيـ PRI ـر Posted مايو 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 Great ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
نــوف Posted مايو 20, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
الأمـ NCE ـيـ PRI ـر Posted مايو 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 well waht?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
نــوف Posted مايو 20, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 20, 2003 h3h3h3h3 nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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