NeVeR SaY NeVeR Posted مايو 31, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 31, 2003 >My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: > > 1.Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food and >companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. > > 2.We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney and mine is in >Melbourne. > > 3.I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. > > 4.I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I >haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. > > 5.We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. > > 6.She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker >Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I >bought her an electric chair. > > 7.Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, >100% of all divorces started with marriage. > > 8.I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. > > 9.I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt >her. > > 10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I >said, "Dust!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lulu UAE Posted مايو 31, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 31, 2003 The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I >said, "Dust!" nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmArT_73 Posted مايو 31, 2003 Report Share Posted مايو 31, 2003 عاش زايد الخير sorry yesssssssssssssssssss zaied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeVeR SaY NeVeR Posted مايو 31, 2003 Author Report Share Posted مايو 31, 2003 lulu uae thanks for passing by....... yeah i know nice one i liked this one: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays جمجوم:شسالفه عندك............ ها Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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