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>My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:

>

> 1.Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food and

>companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

>

> 2.We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney and mine is in

>Melbourne.

>

> 3.I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

>

> 4.I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I

>haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

>

> 5.We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

>

> 6.She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker

>Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I

>bought her an electric chair.

>

> 7.Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically,

>100% of all divorces started with marriage.

>

> 8.I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

>

> 9.I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt

>her.

>

> 10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I

>said, "Dust!"

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lulu uae thanks for passing by....... yeah i know nice one

 

i liked this one:

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays

 

جمجوم:شسالفه عندك............ ها

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